Ways to get high without using drugs?

Ok, seriously ive been searchin all night for a good answer, but all im seein is "Dont do that itll kill you!!" or "Get high off of life<3" or heres a good one "Exercise its good for you :D". OH MY GOSH. If some1s actually lookin for a way to get high do you think there gonna care if you put that crap?? I dont have access to weed or alcohol. Im stuck in a very stressfull place with no relief. So save that stupid bull sh*t to yourself thank you very much. If you have a reasonable way to get high please jot it on down below, Thank you.